This question recently came up and with that in mind, I thought I would share my favorite cookie recipe. I'm not sure who to actually credit with this recipe but I thank them for sharing it with me and now I'm passing it on to you. I’m sorry I don’t have pictures to include with the directions (all things considered that might be for the best). Be sure to follow the instructions carefully.
Holiday Cookies
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Cuervo Gold Tequila
First taste a small sample of the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, just to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one Level Cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo once more to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something, who geives a sheet.
Check the Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink, whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas to all!















